Y my mommy so cute?

Mom: Be back by 7 for dinner.
Me: I'm not even going out today...
Mom: Good girl. Help me clear up the dining table :-D

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Me: Why daddy so retarded to return the monopoly coupons to the counter?
Mom: Because he's retarded?

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Sis: 你是唯一的妈妈!
Mom: 谁是唯一?