Team honey dijon

Making life decisions is like grocery shopping. Fall for honey dijon chips and you'll always go back to honey dijon over and over again. But then one day comes the 2-for-1 deal. What should you do? "Would two packs of honey dijon make me feel sick? How about one pack of honey dijon and another pack of black pepper?" You didn't quite fancy black pepper the other time you tasted it, but you still go for it anyway for the sake of variety.

You see, the thing about people is that they are always craving for variety, because uniformity is always seen as boring. You think that switching between options makes you interesting, even though deep down inside you already know what you want and what suits you best. This isn't about not trying out new things; go ahead and try all the flavours as you wish, but don't go back to something you know you don't like.

So, lesson learnt: Stick to that damn honey dijon. You and I both know you'll never touch that pack of black pepper.